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What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
#31
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
As long as the monkey enjoys it, not a problem.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#32
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
(April 16, 2014 at 7:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote: As long as the monkey enjoys it, not a problem.

You are evil you know damned well you didn't ask that monkey for permission.
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#33
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
I know, but he looks so darn sexy in the basque and high heels.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#34
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
Wot, none of the faitful willing to weigh in and defend the status quo?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#35
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
(April 16, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Pail, not pale. Big Grin

I concur, completely. It's all mythology and fairytale. No reason not to indulge in hypotheticals, though, and I for one would love to hear what any of our resident believers think of the question. At least I would, but I can't help suspecting the thread is like garlic to them.

As one of our resident believers my input is "I don't have any idea". Obviously, neither do any of you.
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#36
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
Hence the term "hypothetical". That said, to paraphrase Voltaire - he won't mind - if JC didn't exist (and he almost certainly didn't) it would be necesary to invent him. I'm just entertaining a curiosity here.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
Quote: Probably Mithra worship.


The relationship between the Mithra and the Roman "Sol Invictus" (the unconquered sun ) is obscure. Both seem to have been male-only cults, though.
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#38
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
(April 16, 2014 at 6:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Just tell Maxentius to stay off the fucking bridge!

Or fight better. His defeat was everyone's defeat.
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#39
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
(April 17, 2014 at 8:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Hence the term "hypothetical". That said, to paraphrase Voltaire - he won't mind - if JC didn't exist (and he almost certainly didn't) it would be necesary to invent him. I'm just entertaining a curiosity here.

It was already in God's plan but, hypothetically, I guess if Jesus didn't die to atone for our sins we would have had to wait a bit longer for the one that would. Two thousand years were already long enough, but the Jews are still waiting.
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#40
RE: What if the Romans hadn't killed Jesus?
(April 17, 2014 at 8:36 pm)Lek Wrote:
(April 16, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Pail, not pale. Big Grin

I concur, completely. It's all mythology and fairytale. No reason not to indulge in hypotheticals, though, and I for one would love to hear what any of our resident believers think of the question. At least I would, but I can't help suspecting the thread is like garlic to them.

As one of our resident believers my input is "I don't have any idea". Obviously, neither do any of you.

Yes we do. A book that claims a 6 day earth, a book that claims men pop out of dirt, a book that claims that women pop out of ribs, a book that claims donkey's talk, a book that claims bush's talk, a book that claims babies can be born without sperm, is NOT a science textbook.

Otherwise if all it takes to make any bullshit true simply by writing it down, then little boys can fly around on brooms or Apollo can curse a women for rebuffing an advance on her. And the sun is a real god too.

Even before you get to word one of ANY HOLY BOOK OF ANY RELIGION, you start out with an unproven naked assertion that cognition exists outside biological evolution. And on top of that claim of this entity, this cognition has magical powers beyond what science says and also defies evolution and nature.

WHAT WE DO HAVE abundant evidence of are dead myths and dead claims of deities no one believes in anymore. We also know literally in a scientific sense that people ARE capable of believing false things (not just on the issue of religion).

So please don't insult us by saying we don't know either. YES we do know, you simply do not want to face facts.

Do not blame us for a book we had no hand in writing back in an age of scientific ignorance. Just like you know the earth is not flat, and just like you know the Yankees don't play ice hockey.
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