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JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
April 28, 2014 at 7:44 pm
1500 Year Old Bible Confirms That Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified – Vatican In Awe
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Quote:Much to the dismay of the Vatican, an approx. 1500-2000 year old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara. Discovered and kept secret in the year 2000, the book contains the Gospel of Barnabas – a disciple of Christ – which shows that Jesus was not crucified, nor was he the son of God, but a Prophet. The book also calls Apostle Paul “The Impostor”. The book also claims that Jesus ascended to heaven alive, and that Judas Iscariot was crucified in his place.
A report by The National Turk says that the Bible was seized from a gang of smugglers in a Mediterranean-area operation. The report states the gang was charged with smuggling antiquities, illegal excavations, and the possession of explosives. The books itself is valued as high as 40 Million Turkish Liras (approx. 28 mil. Dollars). Man, where is the Thieves Guild, when you need them?
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
April 28, 2014 at 7:46 pm
And how do we know this isn't the true word of god?
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
April 28, 2014 at 7:51 pm
Wait for the cries of "heresy" or the desperate attempts to discredit the book.
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
April 28, 2014 at 7:58 pm
I'm going to give this as much credibility as the rest of the epinonimous writings.
That is to say, none at all.
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
April 28, 2014 at 8:01 pm
We should be asking ourselves if Idaho parents approve the contents for tenth graders.
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
April 28, 2014 at 8:18 pm
Whatever the "truth" of the book, I certainly agree with its characterization of Paul as "The Imposter". Just think of how different Christianity would be (assuming it survived) if its message hadn't involved Paul's preposterous saved-by-grace preaching and had hewn closer to the message of the epistle of James.
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
April 28, 2014 at 8:23 pm
(This post was last modified: April 28, 2014 at 8:26 pm by Anomalocaris.)
It's not the "crucified" part that makes the who NT story stink to high heaven. It is the "ascended to heaven" part.
