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JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
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JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
1500 Year Old Bible Confirms That Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified – Vatican In Awe

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Quote:Much to the dismay of the Vatican, an approx. 1500-2000 year old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara. Discovered and kept secret in the year 2000, the book contains the Gospel of Barnabas – a disciple of Christ – which shows that Jesus was not crucified, nor was he the son of God, but a Prophet. The book also calls Apostle Paul “The Impostor”. The book also claims that Jesus ascended to heaven alive, and that Judas Iscariot was crucified in his place.

A report by The National Turk says that the Bible was seized from a gang of smugglers in a Mediterranean-area operation. The report states the gang was charged with smuggling antiquities, illegal excavations, and the possession of explosives. The books itself is valued as high as 40 Million Turkish Liras (approx. 28 mil. Dollars). Man, where is the Thieves Guild, when you need them?

Ok, pigeons, here comes the cat...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
And how do we know this isn't the true word of god?
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
Wait for the cries of "heresy" or the desperate attempts to discredit the book.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
(April 28, 2014 at 7:46 pm)Napoléon Wrote: And how do we know this isn't the true word of god?

Irenaeus said so.
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
I'm going to give this as much credibility as the rest of the epinonimous writings.

That is to say, none at all.
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We should be asking ourselves if Idaho parents approve the contents for tenth graders.
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JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
(April 28, 2014 at 7:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: Wait for the cries of "heresy" or the desperate attempts to discredit the book.

Meh. Same old same old. Brought to you by the folks who need a COMMITTEE to VOTE on what qualifies as the word of god.
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RE: JC wasn't crucified, says 1500-year-old bible
Whatever the "truth" of the book, I certainly agree with its characterization of Paul as "The Imposter". Just think of how different Christianity would be (assuming it survived) if its message hadn't involved Paul's preposterous saved-by-grace preaching and had hewn closer to the message of the epistle of James.
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It's not the "crucified" part that makes the who NT story stink to high heaven. It is the "ascended to heaven" part.
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Quote:Hopefully, this news inspires the religious to ask questions, instead of pointing fingers or believing anything blindly.

Pigs may fly, too.
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