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I am going to be a teacher for a day
Duke Guilmon Offline
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I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 8:21 pm
I'll be teaching in my zoology class soon. What should I teach?
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RE: I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Evolution.
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RE: I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 8:29 pm
That seems like an odd question to ask. Teach something you're familiar with, that the students are likely to find interesting.
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RE: I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 8:46 pm
(April 28, 2014 at 8:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Evolution.

That would be included anyway, sort of like me teaching chemistry and you saying the periodic table of elements, it comes with the science no matter what.
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RE: I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 8:48 pm
Young Earth creation with a touch of ancient aliens in the mix.

Nah. Teach what you've shown us here. You're posts are informative and impressive.

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RE: I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 8:50 pm
Not in Louisiana.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy...vives.html

Quote:n 2008, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal signed the “Louisiana Science Education Act” into law. This Orwellian-named bit of legislation was an outrageous attempt to allow creationism to be taught in schools. Jindal has essentially admitted as much.
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RE: I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 8:55 pm
(April 28, 2014 at 8:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Not in Louisiana.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy...vives.html

Quote:n 2008, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal signed the “Louisiana Science Education Act” into law. This Orwellian-named bit of legislation was an outrageous attempt to allow creationism to be taught in schools. Jindal has essentially admitted as much.

I live in new jersey and creationist aren't common where I live, which is good, and Louisiana's actions are the reason I am leaving america to do research in another country(either Australia or japan still have yet to decide). If america doesn't want science I will take it else where(not counting where I live they want to learn something).
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RE: I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 8:57 pm (This post was last modified: April 28, 2014 at 8:58 pm by Chad32.)
(April 28, 2014 at 8:55 pm)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote: I live in new jersey and creationist aren't common where I live, which is good, and Louisiana's actions are the reason I am leaving america to do research in another country(either Australia or japan still have yet to decide). If america doesn't want science I will take it else where(not counting where I live they want to learn something).

It's a sad thing to know scientific people are leaving the States because of creationism, but I wouldn't ask you to martyr yourself by staying here for the small chance of this country turning back to being one of the best in the world scientifically.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 9:41 pm
(April 28, 2014 at 8:55 pm)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote: I live in new jersey and creationist aren't common where I live, which is good, and Louisiana's actions are the reason I am leaving america to do research in another country(either Australia or japan still have yet to decide). If america doesn't want science I will take it else where(not counting where I live they want to learn something).

New Jersey eh? You can start by teaching them that Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi weren't founding fathers and that Snooki didn't invent MTV.

Kidding aside, these kids are bored to tears most every day. I don't care what you teach; just make sure they remember what is taught.
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RE: I am going to be a teacher for a day
April 28, 2014 at 9:55 pm
Hide your kids! Baby eaters in the schools? What next?! Panic Panic Panic
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