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Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
(May 14, 2014 at 6:23 pm)Losty Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 6:17 pm)Elskidor Wrote: Man, I don't know how anyone can dislike Snape. I'm not a die hard Potter fan, but Snape has got to be my favorite of that franchise.

Snape was kind of an asshole, you know, but Snape is probably my second favorite character.

Snape was an endearing asshole. Plus, he whacked Dumbledore. Thumbs up!
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#42
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
(May 14, 2014 at 6:35 pm)Cato Wrote: I suck at these. I'm still Jan. What the fuck?

Seriously, just a snake...

Your Result: You are the Snake
77%
You are cunning and sly, you know what she wants and you show her that with you she can have it. Your new powers are; Seducing young women Bringing people over to the dark side

64%
You are God
58%
You are Satan
55%
You are Elisha
31%
You are Jesus
14%
Salome
7%
You are Jezebel

The snake is my favorite character if that makes you feel any better...

(May 14, 2014 at 7:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 6:23 pm)Losty Wrote: Snape was kind of an asshole, you know, but Snape is probably my second favorite character.

Snape was an endearing asshole. Plus, he whacked Dumbledore. Thumbs up!

Obviously Luna is the best character in HP, but Snape is a close second, probably followed by Neville.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#43
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
(May 14, 2014 at 7:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 6:23 pm)Losty Wrote: Snape was kind of an asshole, you know, but Snape is probably my second favorite character.

Snape was an endearing asshole. Plus, he whacked Dumbledore. Thumbs up!

I was just saying that's why some people hate him. I think he was great!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#44
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
Quote:Your Result: Salome
You are clever and beautiful and a bit naughty too Wink
Your new power is
You can hypnotize any man into giving you one wish by dancing for him. He will give you whatever you want so long as it is within his power to give. He will not realize that you have hypnotized him and will believe he has given whatever it is out of his desire for you.
Result Breakdown:
85% Salome
70% You are the Snake
68% You are Jezebel
62% You are God
45% You are Eve
35% You are Satan
8% You are Elisha
0% You are Jesus

I only know two things from this... firstly: I am in no way, and am absolutely not, Jesus.

Secondly: what in the hell is this Salome boloney? And why the hell is my power over MEN of all things? Only thing I'd do with that is make them give me their women, and the ladies ain't theyz to give.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#45
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
Another Jesus here which is upsetting as I always thought of him as a complete wimp.

Your Result: You are Jesus

76%
You are kind and gentle but also naive you will inadvertently lead millions of of sheep off the edge of a cliff at least a few times by accident. You have a good heart though. Your new powers are; You can turn water to wine You can walk on water You can heal people You get one extra life People are naturally inclined to follow you

73%You are God

68%You are Elisha

65%You are the Snake

63%You are Satan

38%You are Eve

18%Salome

8%You are Jezebel

Not much of a Jezebel then - can't really say I am surprised.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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#46
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
(May 15, 2014 at 1:39 am)max-greece Wrote: Another Jesus here which is upsetting as I always thought of him as a complete wimp.

Your Result: You are Jesus

76%
You are kind and gentle but also naive you will inadvertently lead millions of of sheep off the edge of a cliff at least a few times by accident. You have a good heart though. Your new powers are; You can turn water to wine You can walk on water You can heal people You get one extra life People are naturally inclined to follow you

73%You are God

68%You are Elisha

65%You are the Snake

63%You are Satan

38%You are Eve

18%Salome

8%You are Jezebel

Not much of a Jezebel then - can't really say I am surprised.

You were so close to being god! Maybe rethink your answers lol

(May 15, 2014 at 12:16 am)Alice Wrote:
Quote:Your Result: Salome
You are clever and beautiful and a bit naughty too Wink
Your new power is
You can hypnotize any man into giving you one wish by dancing for him. He will give you whatever you want so long as it is within his power to give. He will not realize that you have hypnotized him and will believe he has given whatever it is out of his desire for you.
Result Breakdown:
85% Salome
70% You are the Snake
68% You are Jezebel
62% You are God
45% You are Eve
35% You are Satan
8% You are Elisha
0% You are Jesus

I only know two things from this... firstly: I am in no way, and am absolutely not, Jesus.

Secondly: what in the hell is this Salome boloney? And why the hell is my power over MEN of all things? Only thing I'd do with that is make them give me their women, and the ladies ain't theyz to give.

Well your power is based on your person lol. You now have the power to take everyone's wiminz
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#47
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
(May 15, 2014 at 1:40 am)Losty Wrote: Well your power is based on your person lol. You now have the power to take everyone's wiminz

Taking is boring... being given to, on the other claw? That's the power of a temptress.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#48
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
(May 14, 2014 at 6:35 pm)Cato Wrote: I suck at these. I'm still Jan. What the fuck?

Seriously, just a snake...

Your Result: You are the Snake
77%
You are cunning and sly, you know what she wants and you show her that with you she can have it. Your new powers are; Seducing young women Bringing people over to the dark side

64%
You are God
58%
You are Satan
55%
You are Elisha
31%
You are Jesus
14%
Salome
7%
You are Jezebel

On the plus side Cato, it does sound like you might be the person most likely to end up in jail. I mean, that's something right? :p


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#49
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Jesus (79%)

64%You are Satan

62%You are Elisha

24%You are Eve

19%You are God

7%Salome

7%You are Jezebel

4%You are the Snake

Fuck turning water into wine, howbout cardboard into pot?

And sorry Losty, but I can't shag someone I don't know. Appreciate your candor though.
Slave to the Patriarchy no more
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#50
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
Satan 92%
Elisha 85% (who the fuck is that? gotta brush up on my bible studies.)
The Snake 53%
God 51%
Jesus 45%
Salome 34%
Jezebel 18%
Eve 0%

As far as that last question goes.....I'm 92% Satan baby.

Just did a little research on Elisha. I will totally take the power to summon murderous bears.
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