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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 11:53 pm
(July 19, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Polaris Wrote: It's actually more embarrassing to admit I don't masturbate than if I were to lie that I masturbated.
Don't be embarrassed. I just didn't realize you were female. If you were male it would have gone off by now with or without your help. Now, why aren't you learning your way around your pussy? Orgasms don't just happen if you're a girl. You've got to want it .. you've got to be willing to get dirty .. or at least a little wet.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 20, 2014 at 12:02 am
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(July 19, 2014 at 11:53 pm)whateverist Wrote: Don't be embarrassed. I just didn't realize you were female. If you were male it would have gone off by now with or without your help. Now, why aren't you learning your way around your pussy? Orgasms don't just happen if you're a girl. You've got to want it .. you've got to be willing to get dirty .. or at least a little wet.
Please do continue.
*want it
*willing to get dirty
*wet
Ok I have written steps one through three what comes next?
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 20, 2014 at 12:09 am
(July 20, 2014 at 12:02 am)Losty Wrote: (July 19, 2014 at 11:53 pm)whateverist Wrote: Don't be embarrassed. I just didn't realize you were female. If you were male it would have gone off by now with or without your help. Now, why aren't you learning your way around your pussy? Orgasms don't just happen if you're a girl. You've got to want it .. you've got to be willing to get dirty .. or at least a little wet.
Please do continue.
*want it
*willing to get dirty
*wet
Ok I have written steps one through three what comes next? ![Wink Shades Wink Shades](https://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/wink-shades.gif)
I can't tell, but I'll show you.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 20, 2014 at 12:15 am
I wish all abortion threads could turn into lessons on female masturbation technique....
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 20, 2014 at 12:54 am
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(July 20, 2014 at 12:02 am)Losty Wrote: Please do continue.
*want it
*willing to get dirty
*wet
Ok I have written steps one through three what comes next? ![Wink Shades Wink Shades](https://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/wink-shades.gif)
Okay, time to get something straight between us. I've never actually diddled my own pussy (for obvious reasons). But I believe I can talk you through this. Just relax. Get a grip.
One thing to keep in mind is we're not running a race here. You've basically got two jobs: build appetite and satisfy it .. in that order. You've got to get it feeling good but then throttle back. Find the most satisfying stroke possible but put it on a steady, teasy pace. You should be able to hear that train coming for a while before you do. There should be a sense of inevitability and eagerness. But don't make it too easy on yourself. Remember who is boss.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 20, 2014 at 1:38 am
Feels like a conflict of interest if I am domming my own inner sub though....maybe I should imagine someone else being the boss...
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 20, 2014 at 1:39 am
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You need tips on disassociating? We've got you covered from every angle here at AF.com.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 20, 2014 at 1:40 am
Only if that's sexy hehe
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 20, 2014 at 1:45 am
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Use your offhand while shaming yourself in the third person, for starters.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 20, 2014 at 1:47 am
Hehe
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