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Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo

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Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
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Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 19, 2014 at 1:55 pm
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RE: Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 19, 2014 at 2:00 pm
I blame this one on Jesus.
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RE: Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 19, 2014 at 2:01 pm (This post was last modified: June 19, 2014 at 2:01 pm by vorlon13.)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, burgers.
Guess that tactic would work on me too, LOL!
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RE: Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 19, 2014 at 2:09 pm
Perhaps he should have stockpiled food and water.
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RE: Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 19, 2014 at 2:54 pm
(June 19, 2014 at 2:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Perhaps he should have stockpiled food and water.
He was planning to use the guns and ammo to hunt for his own burgers in the wild after the Jesus Apocalypse, but no use wasting resources if you find a tame one just begging to be eaten.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 19, 2014 at 2:58 pm
(June 19, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(June 19, 2014 at 2:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Perhaps he should have stockpiled food and water.
He was planning to use the guns and ammo to hunt for his own burgers in the wild after the Jesus Apocalypse, but no use wasting resources if you find a tame one just begging to be eaten.

Unlikely. Everyone knows the most effective way to catch wild burgers is to snare them.
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RE: Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 19, 2014 at 3:06 pm
True Christian or not? I can never tell.
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RE: Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 22, 2014 at 2:12 am
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RE: Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 22, 2014 at 2:23 am
Just another true Christian hard at work doing the lords work.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Jesus Freaks and Guns....Bad Combo
June 22, 2014 at 2:52 am
(June 22, 2014 at 2:23 am)ignoramus Wrote: Just another true Christian hard at work doing the lords work.

I do like your name!
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