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Stop Masturbation Now! And Help Preventing Self Rape.
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RE: Stop Masturbation Now! And Help Preventing Self Rape.
Because Jesus said thinking is as bad as doing. Probably the most idiotic thing he's ever supposedly said.
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#12
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(June 28, 2014 at 11:10 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Because Jesus said thinking is as bad as doing. Probably the most idiotic thing he's ever supposedly said.

As a blanket statement yes. The idea that you should be guilty because you saw a pretty young thing go by and had thoughts or briefly wanted to strangle your boss is nuts. But perpetually feeding on hatred, jealousy, or lust won't do much for your happiness. I wouldn't call it immoral, but it's not healthy.
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#13
RE: Stop Masturbation Now! And Help Preventing Self Rape.
This is how they justify these products.

I need to start making them, and market it to the retards.
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If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Stop Masturbation Now! And Help Preventing Self Rape.
(June 28, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(June 28, 2014 at 11:10 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Because Jesus said thinking is as bad as doing. Probably the most idiotic thing he's ever supposedly said.

As a blanket statement yes. The idea that you should be guilty because you saw a pretty young thing go by and had thoughts or briefly wanted to strangle your boss is nuts. But perpetually feeding on hatred, jealousy, or lust won't do much for your happiness. I wouldn't call it immoral, but it's not healthy.

Yes thinking negative thoughts a lot can affect you, but all the negative thoughts in the world doesn't mean anything if you never act on them.
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#16
RE: Stop Masturbation Now! And Help Preventing Self Rape.
I didn't even use my hands the first few years of my masturbation career.
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#17
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(June 28, 2014 at 11:33 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: I didn't even use my hands the first few years of my masturbation career.

Go look at that Victorian stuff. They'd have you cold.
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To bad its a scam. I'd have put my money down. My son semi-badgers the witness while yawning at me when I try to reprimand him for bad behavior. He's not 5, so he might've been too short for the cross....but I suppose I'd have been willing to stretch his neck a little to fit it.
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