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#2711
RE: joke time
June 30, 2018 at 4:05 am
I was pretty conflicted when I read that Sarah Huckabee Sanders was denied service at a restaurant.  I didn't know whether to say 'womp womp' or 'I really don't care.  Do u?'.

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July 3, 2018 at 4:08 am
WARNING:  Incredibly sexist, insensitive joke ahead.  If easily offended, don't read!!

I like my women like I like my coffee...




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#2713
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July 5, 2018 at 9:59 am
(July 3, 2018 at 4:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: WARNING:  Incredibly sexist, insensitive joke ahead.  If easily offended, don't read!!

I like my women like I like my coffee...




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Male chauvinist pig! I guess it would hurt you to want cream and sugar. Not to mention giving us credit for having an addictive chemical that makes you nervous and in excess drives you up the wall. Noooo. That would be too politically correct. Cad!
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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July 5, 2018 at 10:03 am
(July 5, 2018 at 9:59 am)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(July 3, 2018 at 4:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: WARNING:  Incredibly sexist, insensitive joke ahead.  If easily offended, don't read!!

I like my women like I like my coffee...

A good strong one first thing, then at regular intervals during the day.



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July 5, 2018 at 5:57 pm
I like women, but I like coffee more.
I like my coffee like I like my tea, white with two sugars.




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July 7, 2018 at 9:18 am
Why call it "shipping" if it only goes by car/truck or plane?

If it goes by car, shouldn't it be called "car-ing"?

If it goes by truck, should it be called "trucking"?

If it goes by plane, should it be called "plane-ing"?
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July 7, 2018 at 6:56 pm
I asked my local librarian if they had any books about paranoia.  She whispered, 'They're right behind you...'

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July 9, 2018 at 5:24 am
Breaking News........

A nerve agent has been found at the White House, intel have named it Trumpochok.
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July 9, 2018 at 6:13 am
(July 7, 2018 at 9:18 am)Brian37 Wrote: Why call it "shipping" if it only goes by car/truck or plane?

If it goes by car, shouldn't it be called "car-ing"?

If it goes by truck, should it be called "trucking"?

If it goes by plane, should it be called "plane-ing"?

What about when you marry your girlfriend?
Do you give her a nice finger ring in front of a crowd of friends and family?
Does she give you one back?




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July 9, 2018 at 6:25 am
(July 9, 2018 at 6:13 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(July 7, 2018 at 9:18 am)Brian37 Wrote: Why call it "shipping" if it only goes by car/truck or plane?

If it goes by car, shouldn't it be called "car-ing"?

If it goes by truck, should it be called "trucking"?

If it goes by plane, should it be called "plane-ing"?

What about when you marry your girlfriend?
Do you give her a nice finger ring in front of a crowd of friends and family?
Does she give you one back?

Well that escalated quickly.  Big Grin 

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