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I just had an awesome thought, how awesome would it be to have a choir MEOW the the "March of the Storm Troopers" from "Star Wars" as if they were all kittens?
Q:Why did the Zen master refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pulled?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Ouch!
To balance it out, here's a Hindu pun:
Due to all the walking he did, the soles of Gandhi's feet were like leather. Because of his strict vegetarian diet, he had notoriously bad breath. This means he was... Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Not that this will measure up, but.
I was thinking about starting an atheist restaurant, nothing will be on the menu.  (October 29, 2018 at 1:05 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I just had an awesome thought, how awesome would it be to have a choir MEOW the the "March of the Storm Troopers" from "Star Wars" as if they were all kittens? I imagine I'd react to it the same way Boru would react if they played it on bagpicis meOUCH
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. (October 29, 2018 at 3:19 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:(October 29, 2018 at 1:05 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I just had an awesome thought, how awesome would it be to have a choir MEOW the the "March of the Storm Troopers" from "Star Wars" as if they were all kittens? Did you mean bagpipes? (October 29, 2018 at 3:24 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(October 29, 2018 at 3:19 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: I imagine I'd react to it the same way Boru would react if they played it on bagpicis Whether it's spelt 'bagpipes' or 'bagpicis', it still sounds like 54 cats being boiled alive. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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