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RE: joke time
November 8, 2018 at 6:43 am
Norm McDonald jokes.
I used to be a workaholic, hopelessly addicted to workahol.
I think there's nothing better than being a lone wolf, except at wolf picnics when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheel barrow races.
In my opinion, if we're going to fight the war on terror, a good place to start would be in this nation's haunted houses.
I wouldn't consider myself a fan of steam punk, but I will say it is the healthiest way to prepare punk.
How many people have to die before we finally do something about dropping pianos?
They had a big black mass devil worship thing this weekend, but I skipped it because I believe you can be just as close to Satan on the golf course as you can in some stuffy old satanic church.
Say what you want about Elon Musk, but with his new plan to bring many people to Mars, nobody is a more creative serial killer.
Yo momma's so fat, she developed type 2 diabetes and congestive heart failure.
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RE: joke time
November 9, 2018 at 7:48 am
How does the Catholic Church separate the men from the boys?
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November 9, 2018 at 1:21 pm
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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RE: joke time
November 9, 2018 at 1:28 pm
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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RE: joke time
November 9, 2018 at 2:21 pm
What's better than Roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
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RE: joke time
November 9, 2018 at 2:44 pm
(November 9, 2018 at 1:45 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (November 9, 2018 at 7:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: How does the Catholic Church separate the men from the boys?
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Have you heard about the new Catholic confessionals?
The windows are groin height.
Actually, they always have been (more or less).
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RE: joke time
November 10, 2018 at 10:43 am
There are three types of mathematicians:
Those who can count. And those who can't.
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RE: joke time
November 10, 2018 at 7:03 pm
My wife will occasionally bring a fish to bed so she can honestly tell me, ‘Not tonight, luv - I’ve got a haddock.’
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RE: joke time
November 10, 2018 at 7:46 pm
(This post was last modified: November 10, 2018 at 7:47 pm by vulcanlogician.)
Apologies in advance for an esoteric joke. But this is one of my favorites.
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One night, at a prestigious university the heads of all the departments had a meeting. About halfway through the meeting, there was a flash of brilliant light, and an angel appeared, floating over the table in front of the chair of the philosophy department.
"I will grant you one of the following," she said, "You can have 30 million dollars, unsurpassed good looks, or infinite wisdom."
Of course, being a philosopher, the professor said, "I want infinite wisdom."
"Granted," the angel said and then disappeared in a flash of light.
Though outwardly the same in appearance, those at the meeting agreed that the professor appeared to be somehow transformed.
As the angel's flash of light faded, the professor just sat there, staring off into the distance.
After this had gone on for some time, one of the professor's colleagues prodded him..."Say something!"
And, still staring off into the distance, the professor said... "I shoulda took the money."
