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#2941
RE: joke time
December 1, 2018 at 7:20 pm
^^^ Nice one Iggy, I had a slightly lower kudos expectation for that joke Smile
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RE: joke time
December 1, 2018 at 8:07 pm
Don't stress. I have very low standards as well!

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#2943
RE: joke time
December 1, 2018 at 9:44 pm
<stuffs monocle onto left eye, harrumphs>, "I'll have you know that that is technically called a 'queef'".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
December 1, 2018 at 9:45 pm
(December 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina.

A fridge never farts when you take your meat out.

And a washing machine doesn't follow you round for three weeks after you dump a load in it.




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RE: joke time
December 1, 2018 at 9:48 pm
(December 1, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Little lunch Wrote:
(December 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina.

A fridge never farts when you take your meat out.

And a washing machine doesn't follow you round for three weeks after you dump a load in it.

I don't think we'll get away with this.... Just sayin lol.
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RE: joke time
December 1, 2018 at 10:14 pm
(December 1, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Little lunch Wrote:
(December 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina.

A fridge never farts when you take your meat out.

And a washing machine doesn't follow you round for three weeks after you dump a load in it.

Agree. That's why if it's a small load, I do it by hand...
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RE: joke time
December 4, 2018 at 7:18 pm
Just found out the inventor of Strepsils™ passed away last week.

There was no coffin at his funeral.
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#2948
RE: joke time
December 4, 2018 at 7:28 pm
When I have a cough, I get relief by sucking on a fisherman’s friend.

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RE: joke time
December 5, 2018 at 5:55 am (This post was last modified: December 5, 2018 at 5:57 am by ignoramus.)
“Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common. they’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.” – Frankie Boyle


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RE: joke time
December 5, 2018 at 6:16 am
'Facebook is a lot like prison. You waste a lot of time, you write things on a wall, and you get poked by strangers,' - Will Ferrell

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