How do you know when a bad drummer is at your door?
The knocking speeds up.
The knocking speeds up.
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Who is the LEAST talented member of any garage band?
The one with the van. Boru -
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 21, 2014 at 6:23 pm
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 6:25 pm by Losty.)
(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb? :o Only if the winner is GBD Otherwise I have other prizes to offer but I'm not really big on kissing.
A drummer has a falling out with his band and decides to go it alone. Taking himself straight to the nearest music shop, he has a quick look round and tells the clerk, 'I'll take that red saxophone and that silver accordion.'
The clerk looks at him for a moment and says, 'you're a drummer, aren't you?' 'Why, yes I am! However did you know?' 'Put it this way,' replies the clerk. 'I can sell you the fire extinguisher, but the radiator stays here.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My 8 yo nephew told me:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh I need a new butt. This one has a crack in it.  RE: joke time
August 21, 2014 at 7:26 pm
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 7:33 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A strange little man walks into a pharmacy, walks up to the counter and says, "I'd like some deodorant, please."
"Certainly sir," replied the attendant, "Ball or aerosol?" After a moment the man replies, "No, I want it for my armpits." A teacher says to her class one morning, "Today we're going to use the word contagious in a sentence. Who wants to go first?" Jenny in the front row stand up and says, "My father said the new strain of 'flu is very contagious." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher. "Next?" Sally in the second row stands up and says, "I've heard that chicken pox is very contagious." "Well done, Sally. Anyone else?" Little Johnny in the back stands up and says, "Last week my dad and me went for a walk and we saw a little old man painting a really big house with a small paintbrush." "And?" asked the teacher. "And my dad said, 'that will take the old contagious!'" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (August 21, 2014 at 7:22 pm)Zack Wrote: My 8 yo nephew told me: As your little nephew: what do you call a deer with no eyes? (And he'll say "no idea")
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (August 21, 2014 at 7:54 pm)Losty Wrote:(August 21, 2014 at 7:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote: As your little nephew: what do you call a deer with no eyes? You've not heard that one? And a deer with no eyes and no legs is still no idea. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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