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August 20, 2014 at 1:03 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2014 at 1:03 pm by Ravenshire.)
(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Only one, but it takes the whole congregation to praise the resurrected light.
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RE: joke time
August 20, 2014 at 5:57 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Attempt #5

None, There is no globe, it's just a filament of their imagination!
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RE: joke time
August 20, 2014 at 6:55 pm
How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

One: they hold onto it, and the world revolves around them.

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August 20, 2014 at 6:58 pm
You know how Christians sleep through sermons
Muslims found a solution. . Sitting cross legged

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RE: joke time
August 20, 2014 at 7:36 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

If it's a Catholic priest, only one, but only if there are no altar boys to distract them from screwing the bulb.
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August 21, 2014 at 7:24 am
My brother thinks Americans are irreligious.
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August 21, 2014 at 12:19 pm (This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 12:19 pm by Brakeman.)
(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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So who wins the kiss from Losty??? We're waiting on pins and needles!
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RE: joke time
August 21, 2014 at 1:29 pm
how many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the bulb needs to "want to change".

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

two, but don't ask me how they get in there.



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August 21, 2014 at 3:12 pm (This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 3:12 pm by Zack.)
Why don't Pentecostals have sex standing up?

It could lead to dancing.
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August 21, 2014 at 4:05 pm
What's the difference between a bassist and a drummer?

About half-a-beat, usually.

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