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Shortly after the flight takes off, the pilot gets on the intercom and announces the usual:  'I'm Captain Smith.  Today we'll be cruising at 28 000 feet...' and so on.  When he's done, he forgets to shut off the intercom, turns to his co-pilot and says, 'My flight schedule's been nothing less than intense lately.  More than anything right now, I could use a cup of coffee and a blow job.'

Naturally, EVERYONE on the plane hears this.  A female flight attendant is absolutely horrified, and immediately rushes toward the front of the plane to get the captain to turn off the microphone before he says anything else.

As she's sprinting down the aisle, one of the passengers calls out, 'Don't forget the coffee!!'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Quote:"Hey Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?"

"Because your mum loves Easter, and it's an anagram of Easter!"

"Thanks, Dad!"

"No problem, Alan."
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So Alan is supposed to be an anagram of "anal" because dad likes it?
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Kit, that's a spoiler for people who read back through the jokes from the end.




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Kit. Wrong again matey. His mom loves it. It's all right there in the joke... Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Nah, I think mum wears a strap-on for dad.
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If they are microbiologists, then why can we see them with the naked eye?
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I thought about becoming a tree surgeon, but I couldn't stand the sight of sap.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Wayfair is like a competitor for Ikea or TJ MAX, and their slogan is, "Wayfair, you have just what I need".

I cant understand why Tampex didn't beat them to, "Tampex, you 're there when I bleed".
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(April 30, 2019 at 5:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Wayfair is like a competitor for Ikea or TJ MAX, and their slogan is, "Wayfair, you have just what I need".

I cant understand why Tampex didn't beat them to, "Tampex, you 're there when I bleed".

'Tampax', not 'Tampex'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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