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RE: joke time
April 21, 2019 at 11:41 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2019 at 12:41 am by vulcanlogician.)
Quote:"Hey Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?"

"Because your mum loves Easter, and it's an anagram of Easter!"

"Thanks, Dad!"

"No problem, Alan."
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RE: joke time
April 21, 2019 at 11:53 pm
So Alan is supposed to be an anagram of "anal" because dad likes it?
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RE: joke time
April 22, 2019 at 1:57 am
Kit, that's a spoiler for people who read back through the jokes from the end.




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RE: joke time
April 22, 2019 at 2:04 am
Kit. Wrong again matey. His mom loves it. It's all right there in the joke... Dunno
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#3105
RE: joke time
April 22, 2019 at 2:07 am
Nah, I think mum wears a strap-on for dad.
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RE: joke time
April 30, 2019 at 6:56 am
If they are microbiologists, then why can we see them with the naked eye?
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RE: joke time
April 30, 2019 at 7:08 am
I thought about becoming a tree surgeon, but I couldn't stand the sight of sap.

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RE: joke time
April 30, 2019 at 5:03 pm (This post was last modified: April 30, 2019 at 5:05 pm by Jackie.)
Wayfair is like a competitor for Ikea or TJ MAX, and their slogan is, "Wayfair, you have just what I need".

I cant understand why Tampex didn't beat them to, "Tampex, you 're there when I bleed".
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RE: joke time
April 30, 2019 at 5:10 pm
(April 30, 2019 at 5:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Wayfair is like a competitor for Ikea or TJ MAX, and their slogan is, "Wayfair, you have just what I need".

I cant understand why Tampex didn't beat them to, "Tampex, you 're there when I bleed".

'Tampax', not 'Tampex'.

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RE: joke time
April 30, 2019 at 5:33 pm
(April 30, 2019 at 5:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 30, 2019 at 5:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Wayfair is like a competitor for Ikea or TJ MAX, and their slogan is, "Wayfair, you have just what I need".

I cant understand why Tampex didn't beat them to, "Tampex, you 're there when I bleed".

'Tampax', not 'Tampex'.

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Ok, and "Tators" is not the correct spelling for potato. Get back to me when it is a matter of losing the nuclear codes. This is the humor section. I am sorry I am not shitting rainbows and ice cream on command.
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