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#3361
RE: joke time
November 11, 2019 at 4:29 am
I hate it when people use mixed metaphors … it really grinds my goat.
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RE: joke time
November 11, 2019 at 5:02 am
I don't get it, but I've never been the sharpest tool in the sky.




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RE: joke time
November 11, 2019 at 6:31 am
How can you not get it?  This isn't rocket surgery.

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RE: joke time
November 11, 2019 at 7:47 am
Those all went together like peanut butter and squid.
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#3365
RE: joke time
November 11, 2019 at 8:08 am
(November 11, 2019 at 7:47 am)Brian37 Wrote: Those all went together like peanut butter and squid.

So...perfectly?

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RE: joke time
November 11, 2019 at 6:36 pm
(November 11, 2019 at 8:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 11, 2019 at 7:47 am)Brian37 Wrote: Those all went together like peanut butter and squid.

So...perfectly?

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You got my chocolate in my squid. You got my squid in my chocolate.
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#3367
RE: joke time
November 13, 2019 at 5:10 pm
(November 11, 2019 at 6:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 11, 2019 at 8:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So...perfectly?

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You got my chocolate in my squid. You got my squid in my chocolate.

I don't ink so!
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RE: joke time
November 20, 2019 at 2:20 pm
God is sitting in heaven talking to Saint Peter.

“I’m worn out, Pete, I really need a holiday.”

Peter thinks for a moment and then says, “Why don’t you go to Pluto? It’s quiet and out of the way.”

God replies, “Too cold. And it’s not really a planet.”

“Venus? You can relax in the sun.”

“No. Too hot. And the Venusians are boring.”

“What about Earth? You haven’t been there for a couple of thousand years.”

God looks horrified. “Oh no. Last time I was there I banged some Jewish chick and they’re still talking about it!”
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RE: joke time
November 24, 2019 at 7:40 pm (This post was last modified: November 24, 2019 at 7:40 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
If you murder a pizza delivery guy, you'll have to murder another pizza delivery guy.  Scientifically, this is known as 'the Domino's© effect'.

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RE: joke time
November 25, 2019 at 7:38 am
Horses could avoid the horrors of drug addiction if they'd just say 'neigh'.

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