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#3371
RE: joke time
November 25, 2019 at 11:45 am
Winnie The Poo got caught in a sting operation while trying to steal honey.
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#3372
RE: joke time
November 26, 2019 at 4:59 am
Wall climbing fish discovered.




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#3373
RE: joke time
November 26, 2019 at 6:45 am
They look like mud skippers, suction capped to the rock, then a burst of energy using the water's surface tension to slide across.




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#3374
RE: joke time
November 26, 2019 at 2:31 pm
The White House Press Office has announced that the President has pardoned the Thanksgiving Turkey. In exchange the turkey has promised to not testify at the impeachment hearings.

A tweet from the President has confirmed there was no quid pro quo involved.
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#3375
RE: joke time
November 26, 2019 at 2:45 pm
You’ve never...


Been drunk until you have to lie on the floor and hold on because the room is spinning...


Had sex until you have to walk like a constipated jockey afterwards...
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#3376
RE: joke time
November 26, 2019 at 3:10 pm
-No Irishman is ever truly drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.

-What's Irish foreplay?  'Brace yerself, Molly...'

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#3377
RE: joke time
November 26, 2019 at 10:51 pm (This post was last modified: November 26, 2019 at 10:54 pm by Abaddon_ire.)
(November 26, 2019 at 2:31 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The White House Press Office has announced that the President has pardoned the Thanksgiving Turkey. In exchange the turkey has promised to not testify at the impeachment hearings.

A tweet from the President has confirmed there was no quid pro quo involved.

Hand up. I laughed out loud at that.

I would dearly love to have a snappy response, but alas, the US of A seems hell bent on achieving third world status at best speed.

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(November 26, 2019 at 2:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You’ve never...


Been drunk until you have to lie on the floor and hold on because the room is spinning...


Had sex until you have to walk like a constipated jockey afterwards...

Done both IRL so,,,,
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#3378
RE: joke time
November 26, 2019 at 11:25 pm
(November 26, 2019 at 10:51 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(November 26, 2019 at 2:31 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The White House Press Office has announced that the President has pardoned the Thanksgiving Turkey. In exchange the turkey has promised to not testify at the impeachment hearings.

A tweet from the President has confirmed there was no quid pro quo involved.

Hand up. I laughed out loud at that.

I would dearly love to have a snappy response, but alas, the US of A seems hell bent on achieving third world status at best speed.

I could chuck you a life jacket, Sadly, the vultures would promptly repossess it and sell it as a condo.
(November 26, 2019 at 2:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You’ve never...


Been drunk until you have to lie on the floor and hold on because the room is spinning...


Had sex until you have to walk like a constipated jockey afterwards...

Done both IRL so,,,,

So have I.

Been far too long for either, though.
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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 5:42 pm
No. No to jokes. No to humor. No to emotion. No. Been there and done that.

I guess that's as humorous as I get.

Yuck, right?
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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 5:52 pm (This post was last modified: November 27, 2019 at 5:53 pm by no one. Edit Reason: keyboard gnomes )
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]ThinkingIsThinking:
No. No to jokes. No to humor. No to emotion. No. Been there and done that.

I guess that's as humorous as I get.

Yuck, right?

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