Blondes are not as dumb as we think...
A lawyer and a blonde are seated together on a long flight, and the lawyer suggests they pass the time by playing a game. 'I'll ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5.' The blonde is tired and just wants to have a kip, so she politely declines and starts to doze off.
But the lawyer is very persistent. 'I'll sweeten the deal,' he says. 'If you can't answer my question, you pay me the $5. If I can't answer yours, I'll pay you $500.' Realizing that this guy isn't going to belt up until she plays, the blonde agrees to the game and says, 'Ok. You ask first.'
The lawyer says, 'What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?' Without saying a word, the blonde reaches into her purse and hands the man his $5. 'Thanks,' he says. 'Your turn.'
The blonde thinks for a moment, then asks, 'Which animal has no eyes, ears or tongue, and climbs up a hill on three legs but comes down the hill on four legs?' Seeing that the lawyer is stumped, she goes back to her nap. Meanwhile, the lawyer is on his laptop Googling everything he can think of related to the question. No luck. He begins calling and emailing his friends, family and associates trying to get the answer. Still no luck. Realizing that he's beaten, he wakes the blonde and hands her the $500. She thanks him and starts to return to her nap.
'Wait a minute,' he says. 'What's the answer?'
Boru
A lawyer and a blonde are seated together on a long flight, and the lawyer suggests they pass the time by playing a game. 'I'll ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5.' The blonde is tired and just wants to have a kip, so she politely declines and starts to doze off.
But the lawyer is very persistent. 'I'll sweeten the deal,' he says. 'If you can't answer my question, you pay me the $5. If I can't answer yours, I'll pay you $500.' Realizing that this guy isn't going to belt up until she plays, the blonde agrees to the game and says, 'Ok. You ask first.'
The lawyer says, 'What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?' Without saying a word, the blonde reaches into her purse and hands the man his $5. 'Thanks,' he says. 'Your turn.'
The blonde thinks for a moment, then asks, 'Which animal has no eyes, ears or tongue, and climbs up a hill on three legs but comes down the hill on four legs?' Seeing that the lawyer is stumped, she goes back to her nap. Meanwhile, the lawyer is on his laptop Googling everything he can think of related to the question. No luck. He begins calling and emailing his friends, family and associates trying to get the answer. Still no luck. Realizing that he's beaten, he wakes the blonde and hands her the $500. She thanks him and starts to return to her nap.
'Wait a minute,' he says. 'What's the answer?'
Boru
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