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joke time
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He leaves.
The barman says, 'Get out! We don't serve your kind here.' A tachyon walks into a bar. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Latin to English dictionary entry-
Hemorrhoid : Asphalt
Disappointing theists since 1968!
As a hobby, I've started collecting figurines of Egyptian gods. One day, I hope to have the complete Set.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (December 15, 2019 at 4:45 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As a hobby, I've started collecting figurines of Egyptian gods. One day, I hope to have the complete Set.LOL
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! ![[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0630%2F5310%2F3332%2Fproducts%2FCanada_Flag.jpg%3Fv%3D1646203843) “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM 
No no no don't ping the joke post with just LOL you give kudos like what's good and proper.
See now you made me do it someone is going to see the joke post go black in their posts and get all excited that something funny was posted and their going to read this post lambasting you for a thing that I am, right now, in the process of doing! Sorry, ok well I guess I got one What do you get when a fake blond walks on her hands? A brunette with bad breath!
Some dark humor somewhat bad humor
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!
'Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.' - Ron Swanson
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (December 15, 2019 at 6:24 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Direct Terry Pratchett quote. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Ahh, that's where I got it, well its a goody and I never claimed that it was original!
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