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RE: joke time
October 4, 2020 at 4:54 pm
Since Donald Trump contracted COVID I'm willing to put politics aside and hope that we get the best doctor available for the White House. I think Dr. Jack Kevorkian fits that description better than anyone else.
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RE: joke time
October 5, 2020 at 3:18 am
(October 4, 2020 at 4:54 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Since Donald Trump contracted COVID I'm willing to put politics aside and hope that we get the best doctor available for the White House. I think Dr. Jack Kevorkian fits that description better than anyone else.
That's just wrong on so many levels.
Josef Mengele would be better.
And he'd get support from some of Trumpy's more "whitely proud" fans...
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RE: joke time
October 6, 2020 at 2:36 am
I just found out my neighbour's name is Lincoln.
I've invited him to the theatre.
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RE: joke time
October 6, 2020 at 5:15 am
(October 6, 2020 at 2:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just found out my neighbour's name is Lincoln.
I've invited him to the theatre.
Theatre producer’s motto: ‘Never forget - it was an ACTOR who shot Lincoln.’
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RE: joke time
October 6, 2020 at 8:48 pm
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A friend found out his wife was having an affair. He was so heartbroken he turned to religion.
He's now a Muslim and they're stoning her tomorrow.
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RE: joke time
October 8, 2020 at 8:46 pm
A nudist from Nottingham Gate
Was pushed in the pond by his mate.
A carp swimming by
Looked and said with a sigh,
‘Would you look what they’re using for bait!’
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RE: joke time
October 8, 2020 at 8:54 pm
I was thinking of starting a nudist camp where cloths are required.
That or an atheist restaurant where nothing is on the menu.
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RE: joke time
October 8, 2020 at 9:56 pm
(October 8, 2020 at 8:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A nudist from Nottingham Gate
Was pushed in the pond by his mate.
A carp swimming by
Looked and said with a sigh,
‘Would you look what they’re using for bait!’
Boru
Oh, so it's Limericks, is it?
A horny young girl named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace
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