Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
joke time
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Q: Why can you never hear a flying dinosaur relieve itself?
A: Because their pee is silent.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
RE: joke time
January 25, 2021 at 8:38 pm
(This post was last modified: January 25, 2021 at 8:39 pm by vulcanlogician.)
I think pterodactyl would work better in that joke. Even though it's more "on the nose."
(January 25, 2021 at 8:38 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I think pterodactyl would work better in that joke. Even though it's more "on the nose." I prefer my telling. It requires a bit more of the listener.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Why did the Mormon cross the Aisle?
To get to the other bride. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
If I have 10,000 dollars and I get a text from a friend asking for 5,000 and a text from my brother asking for 2,000, what do I have?
10,000 dollars and 2 unacknowledged texts. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I keep getting error code 35380
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
A physiology professor is giving his university class a lecture on involuntary muscular action. It's not a particularly interesting talk, so he decides to lighten the mood. He points to a female student in the first row and asks, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She answers, 'Probably golfing with his mates.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Apparently it's in "bad taste" to ask a parent walking their baby on a leash if it's a rescue...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (January 29, 2021 at 8:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Apparently it's in "bad taste" to ask a parent walking their baby on a leash if it's a rescue... Yeah, I know what you mean. Before I got married, when I saw kids on a leash, I was not pleased. Then, when our first son was able to stand, he ran. When my wife got pregnant with our second son, she got a leash for the eldest. He ran off at no notice, and actually hid in a store one time, and my wife and mother couldn't find him for about 10 minutes. It was after that that we got the leash.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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