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RE: joke time
January 30, 2021 at 7:20 am
'Hedge funds are complaining about losing billions on GameStop, so now would be a good time to invest in whatever company makes the world's tiniest violins.' - Stephen Colbert

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RE: joke time
January 30, 2021 at 7:51 am
I was assigned male at birth, I identify as male.  But - according to the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box, I'm a family of four.

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RE: joke time
January 30, 2021 at 7:55 am
(January 30, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was assigned male at birth, I identify as male.  But - according to the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box, I'm a family of four.

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I've bought food that says, "family size" on the box.

"Yeah, right!"

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RE: joke time
January 30, 2021 at 9:03 am
(January 30, 2021 at 7:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 30, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was assigned male at birth, I identify as male.  But - according to the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box, I'm a family of four.

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I've bought food that says, "family size" on the box.

"Yeah, right!"

At least they got the single serving size down right with a pound of bacon....

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RE: joke time
January 30, 2021 at 7:47 pm
(January 30, 2021 at 7:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 30, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was assigned male at birth, I identify as male.  But - according to the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box, I'm a family of four.

Boru

I've bought food that says, "family size" on the box.

"Yeah, right!"

I figured I was pregnant with triplets...ALL THE TIME, because I can easily polish off "four servings" of pretty much anything.

My family and friends ain't buying it.  Might have to do with the fact that I'm a dude...
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RE: joke time
January 31, 2021 at 7:37 pm
I was once kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing 'Danger Zone' five times. Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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RE: joke time
January 31, 2021 at 11:05 pm
I accidentally swallowed a lot of scrabble tiles.

My next crap could spell disaster!

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RE: joke time
February 1, 2021 at 12:50 am
If a banker and a lawyer were both drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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RE: joke time
February 1, 2021 at 1:06 am
(February 1, 2021 at 12:50 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: If a banker and a lawyer were both drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

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RE: joke time
February 1, 2021 at 4:54 am
I now have an epi-pen.

My friend gave it to me as he lay dying.

It seemed very important to him that I have it.

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