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#4621
RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 7:32 am
Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids?

Me: That's literally ALL I drink.

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#4622
RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 12:28 pm
I was going to make a joke about sodium, but then I figured, ‘Na - no one will get it.’

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#4623
RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 2:14 pm
Hey you, there is an element of humor here, but please stop. I sulfured enough.
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RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 3:15 pm
(March 13, 2021 at 2:14 pm)no one Wrote: Hey you, there is an element of humor here, but please stop. I sulfured enough.

I don’t zinc you have.

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#4625
RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 3:47 pm
It's back to school time in the South, and little seven year-old Billy's parents told him that it would be better if he *didn't* tell the class how they spent most of their Summer.

Now, it's the first day of school, and it's Billy's turn to tell the class what his family did for Summer vacation. Billy's response:

"I forget...but we definitely didn't spend it sittin' on the porch drinkin' beer and smokin' dope!"



Unfortunately, this is a true story from 30 years ago, and "Billy" is my second cousin.
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RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 4:33 pm
(March 13, 2021 at 3:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 13, 2021 at 2:14 pm)no one Wrote: Hey you, there is an element of humor here, but please stop. I sulfured enough.

I don’t zinc you have.

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I don't mind some chemistry puns, but I'll be glad when they Argon.
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#4627
RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 4:40 pm
Didja know that if Iron Man and The Silver Surfer teamed up that they' d be alloys??
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#4628
RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 4:40 pm
Ok, we'll take them out and barium.
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#4629
RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 4:42 pm
(March 13, 2021 at 4:40 pm)no one Wrote: Ok, we'll take them out and barium.

What? There' s a chance we might curium....
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#4630
RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 6:25 pm
The next time you burp or fart around someone, don't say "Excuse me", but "I made it myself."

Trust me, more often than not, you will have someone around you busting a gut.
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