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RE: joke time
March 25, 2021 at 12:09 am
There was a husband monkey and a wife monkey cooking dinner in their kitchen.
The husband mokey says "ooh ooh ooh ooh. AH! AH! AH!"
The wife monkey says, "Careful. That's hot."
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2021 at 2:57 am
When we can travel again, don't trust the owls at Machu Pichu.
They're all Inca hoots.
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2021 at 5:46 am
There once was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2021 at 4:51 pm
(March 25, 2021 at 5:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There once was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
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Is he the one who asked the beautiful genie for a little head?
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2021 at 4:59 pm
Three guys walk into a bar.
Two of them end up in the E.R.
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2021 at 8:00 pm
(March 25, 2021 at 4:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Three guys walk into a bar.
Two of them end up in the E.R.
Iggy walked into a bar.
I laughed.
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2021 at 8:02 pm
There is a ship stuck and blocking the Suez Canal.
How many times does this need to be said?
Never let a woman attempt a three-point-turn!
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2021 at 8:13 pm
^ lol.
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2021 at 8:29 pm
Beccs: ‘He died of natural causes.’
Arresting officer: ‘You threw him out of a fifth story window!’
Beccs: ‘Gravity is natural.’
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RE: joke time
March 26, 2021 at 5:06 am
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20 years old: "Do you like the tattoo of the jaguar on my boob?"
70 years old, "Do you like my giraffe tattoo?"
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