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joke time
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There was a husband monkey and a wife monkey cooking dinner in their kitchen.
The husband mokey says "ooh ooh ooh ooh. AH! AH! AH!" The wife monkey says, "Careful. That's hot." 
When we can travel again, don't trust the owls at Machu Pichu.
They're all Inca hoots. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
There once was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (March 25, 2021 at 5:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There once was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler. Is he the one who asked the beautiful genie for a little head?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Three guys walk into a bar.
Two of them end up in the E.R. (March 25, 2021 at 4:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Three guys walk into a bar. Iggy walked into a bar. I laughed. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
There is a ship stuck and blocking the Suez Canal.
How many times does this need to be said? Never let a woman attempt a three-point-turn! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
^ lol.
Captain said to his Mrs. I'm just going for a quick piss. Back in a minute.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Beccs: ‘He died of natural causes.’
Arresting officer: ‘You threw him out of a fifth story window!’ Beccs: ‘Gravity is natural.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
March 26, 2021 at 5:06 am
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2021 at 5:30 am by The Valkyrie.)
20 years old: "Do you like the tattoo of the jaguar on my boob?"
70 years old, "Do you like my giraffe tattoo?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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