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There was a husband monkey and a wife monkey cooking dinner in their kitchen.

The husband mokey says "ooh ooh ooh ooh. AH! AH! AH!"

The wife monkey says, "Careful. That's hot."
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When we can travel again, don't trust the owls at Machu Pichu.

They're all Inca hoots.
Dying to live, living to die.
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There once was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(March 25, 2021 at 5:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There once was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

Boru


Is he the one who asked the beautiful genie for a little head?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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Three guys walk into a bar.

Two of them end up in the E.R.
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(March 25, 2021 at 4:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Three guys walk into a bar.

Two of them end up in the E.R.

Iggy walked into a bar.

I laughed.
Dying to live, living to die.
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There is a ship stuck and blocking the Suez Canal.

How many times does this need to be said?

Never let a woman attempt a three-point-turn!
Dying to live, living to die.
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^ lol.

Captain said to his Mrs.
I'm just going for a quick piss. Back in a minute.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Beccs: ‘He died of natural causes.’

Arresting officer: ‘You threw him out of a fifth story window!’

Beccs: ‘Gravity is natural.’

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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20 years old: "Do you like the tattoo of the jaguar on my boob?"

70 years old, "Do you like my giraffe tattoo?"
Dying to live, living to die.
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