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joke time
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My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:
“Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t know” I replied “Mickey Mouse” he replied laughing “Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs” “Donald Duck” I replied “No, all ducks you idiot” 
I approached a dentist.
"I think I'm a moth." "You need a psychiatrist... not a dentist." "I know." "Then why are you here?" "The light was on". Schopenhauer Wrote:The intellect has become free, and in this state it does not even know or understand any other interest than that of truth. Epicurus Wrote:The greatest reward of righteousness is peace of mind. Epicurus Wrote:Don't fear god,
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?” asked the one.
“Well, not exactly.” his friend replied, “she’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.” “Oh, I see, kinky, huh?” “Well, not exactly – I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.” 
Me as a waitress...
Customer, "How do you prepare the chicken?" Me, "We straight up tell them they're going to die." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
April 22, 2023 at 12:33 pm
(This post was last modified: April 22, 2023 at 12:34 pm by purplepurpose.)
Whats the difference between Hitler and God.
Hitler was at least decent enough to die in the end. 
How does The Rock pee?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (April 22, 2023 at 1:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: How does The Rock pee?OMG - you need a spanking...never mind...that probably wouldn't be seen as a punishment.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
 (April 22, 2023 at 2:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(April 22, 2023 at 1:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: How does The Rock pee?OMG - you need a spanking...never mind...that probably wouldn't be seen as a punishment. Certainly not if your ever-evolving avatar was dishing it out...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(April 22, 2023 at 5:13 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(April 22, 2023 at 2:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: OMG - you need a spanking...never mind...that probably wouldn't be seen as a punishment. I like the changes...there are a lot of pics of Harley Quinn (a la Margo Robbie) to choose from.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
(April 22, 2023 at 6:01 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(April 22, 2023 at 5:13 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Certainly not if your ever-evolving avatar was dishing it out... I say...keep them coming!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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