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A young composer asked Mozart how to write a symphony.

​Mozart replied, "You are very young. Why not start with ballads?"

​The musician protested, "But you were writing symphonies when you were ten!"

​Mozart nodded. "But I didn't ask how."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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"Apart from Ghostbuster, name one thing Dan Aykroyd has been in."

Apparently...




...is the wrong answer.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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The barman says, ‘We don’t serve time travelers here.’

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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