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RE: joke time
June 24, 2026 at 6:19 pm
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A young composer asked Mozart how to write a symphony.
Mozart replied, "You are very young. Why not start with ballads?"
The musician protested, "But you were writing symphonies when you were ten!"
Mozart nodded. "But I didn't ask how."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: joke time
June 29, 2026 at 5:27 am
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RE: joke time
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 am
"Apart from Ghostbuster, name one thing Dan Aykroyd has been in."
Apparently...
...is the wrong answer.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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July 1, 2026 at 12:14 pm
The barman says, ‘We don’t serve time travelers here.’
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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August 13, 2026 at 6:25 am
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'I wish all those criminal parasites from south of the border would stay in their own goddamned country.'
'Wow. Are all Americans as racist as you?'
'I'm Canadian.'
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RE: joke time
Yesterday at 6:16 pm
Donald Trump caves so much he should have titled that book The Art of the Kneel.
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