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RE: joke time
June 24, 2026 at 6:19 pm
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A young composer asked Mozart how to write a symphony.
Mozart replied, "You are very young. Why not start with ballads?"
The musician protested, "But you were writing symphonies when you were ten!"
Mozart nodded. "But I didn't ask how."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: joke time
June 29, 2026 at 5:27 am
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RE: joke time
July 1, 2026 at 1:29 am
"Apart from Ghostbuster, name one thing Dan Aykroyd has been in."
Apparently...
...is the wrong answer.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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July 1, 2026 at 12:14 pm
The barman says, ‘We don’t serve time travelers here.’
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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August 13, 2026 at 6:25 am
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'I wish all those criminal parasites from south of the border would stay in their own goddamned country.'
'Wow. Are all Americans as racist as you?'
'I'm Canadian.'
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Donald Trump caves so much he should have titled that book The Art of the Kneel.
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RE: joke time
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Apologies if this one has been told here before:
An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.
The next day, the Irishman returns, orders another two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.
He continues to do this for some time, when one day the bartender questions him, “How come you always order exactly two shots?”
The Irishman replies, “well, you see my brother and I used to go out drinking every night, but he lives across the country now, so every night, I order two drinks. One for myself, and one for my brother.”
Things remain the same for a while until one day the Irishman comes in and orders only one shot. The bartender becomes concerned and asks him “how come you’re only ordering one shot? Did something happen to your brother? Is he ok?”
The Irishman replies, “of course not, my brother’s fine. I just quit drinking”
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