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RE: joke time
September 15, 2016 at 4:54 am
ENLIGHTENED!
I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.
Internal Revenue 'Service'
Australian Postal 'Service',
Telephone 'Service'
Cable 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
State, City & County Public 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.
I hope you are now as enlightened as I am.
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
September 21, 2016 at 11:28 pm
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Political correctness has gotten way out of hand, can't even say 'black paint' anymore, that's how ridiculous it's gotten, you can't just say 'black paint' you have to say 'John, can you paint that wall please?'
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RE: joke time
September 21, 2016 at 11:31 pm
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My mate Denzil and I were driving across Bodmin Moor when we saw a sheep with its head caught in railings. I thought, 'I've heard all about this sheep-shagging, I'll give it a go." So I whip it out and I shag the sheep, and after I'd done the deed, I said "Come on Denzil, your turn!"
"Don't be daft!" he says, "I couldn't fit my head between them railings!"
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2016 at 12:01 am
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2016 at 12:06 am
I bought the wife a car for christmas. She said ‘that’s no good to me, I want something that will go from 0-160 in 3 seconds’. So I bought her bathroom scales.
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2016 at 2:09 am
That reminds me of a joke I've probably told already.
I told my missus I was goin down the shop for a pack a fags.
She said, 'while you're down there, why don't you grab some of those pills that makes ya dick hard.'
So when I came back I walked inside and threw a bottle of diet pills at her.
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2016 at 2:14 am
Ha.
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2016 at 4:28 am
Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the same side.
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2016 at 5:35 am
I posted this in the random stuffs thread but I think it's better here...
Given only the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure.
Sum ergo sum
