joke time

[Sal]

You know what's funny?

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Jokes.

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[Excited Penguin]

The little girl gripped my hand tightly as we walked into the woods. She looked up at me and, her tremulous voice barely a whisper, said "Please, mister, the forest looks so dark and scary... I'm really frightened."

I looked down at her and replied, "It's alright for you, I have to walk back on my own."

How lovely

[RobertE]

C’est un chômeur qui arrive à l’ANPE et qui dit:
– Je cherche un emploi, j’ai une femme et dix enfants.
– Et à part ça, vous savez faire quoi?

An unemployed man goes into the jobcentre and said:

-I am looking for a job, I have a wife and 10 kids.
-Apart from that, what else can you do?



- Jésus changeait l'eau en vin. Tu m'étonnes que 12 mecs le suivaient partout !

- Jesus changed water into win. You do surprise me that 12 men followed him everywhere he went.

[RobertE]

Pour éviter d'avoir des fils ou des filles, faites l'amour avec votre belle-soeur, vous n'aurez que des neveux.

To avoid having sons or daughters, make love with your sister-in-law, that way you will only have nieces and nephews.

[RobertE]

I saw a women wearing burka the other day, she got angry when I tried to post my letter in her face. I thought she was a mailbox.
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[Cyberman]

For me, spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter. Sure, a credit card does the job, but it's much easier with a knife.

[Arkilogue]

Hillary and Trump are stranded in the middle of the ocean, who survives?

America.

[chimp3]

Speaking of pussy :

What is another name for cunnilingus/

Genital Slurpees

[Arkilogue]

Speaking of pussy and Trump: "Hands off our Cuntry!"





XD

[Joods]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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To get to the other slide

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