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#1411
RE: joke time
October 12, 2016 at 10:47 pm
Why did the chicken cross itself?


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#1412
RE: joke time
October 15, 2016 at 5:05 pm
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RE: joke time
October 24, 2016 at 9:57 pm
Praxagora: I want all to have a share of everything and all property to be in common; there will no longer be either rich or poor; I shall begin by making land, money, everything that is private property, common to all.

Blepyrus: But who will till the soil?

Praxagora: The slaves.


- Aristophanes, Ecclesiazusae
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#1414
RE: joke time
October 26, 2016 at 2:51 pm
Just tried a new brand of vodka, named Autumn Leaf.

After one sip, you turn yellow and fall to the ground.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#1415
RE: joke time
October 26, 2016 at 5:42 pm
I proposed to my missus in a pub. It was actually very romantic - I got up on one knee.

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#1416
RE: joke time
October 26, 2016 at 6:12 pm (This post was last modified: October 26, 2016 at 6:14 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(September 28, 2016 at 7:45 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(September 24, 2016 at 10:42 am)RozKek Wrote: When does 1+1 become 3?

Mathematics of sex:
Add a woman to your bed
Subtract her clothes
Divide her legs
and hope she doesn't multiply.

Mathematics of women:

[Image: 30m1hdt.jpg]

QED

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#1417
RE: joke time
October 26, 2016 at 6:58 pm
Oh a peanut sat on the railroad track
His heart was all aflutter
Around the bend came the 8:15
And now he's peanut butter
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: joke time
October 26, 2016 at 7:46 pm
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RE: joke time
October 26, 2016 at 7:47 pm
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October 27, 2016 at 2:44 am
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