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joke time
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Not really a joke, but funny, nonetheless-

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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Is that what the Trumptards ride to Stool?
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What did Judy Garland say when she won the Oscar for The Wizard of Oz?

"I'd like to thank all the little people."
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Went into a garden centre this morning. An assistant came over and asked me if I wanted decking. I managed to get the first punch in, but then I was the one grabbed by two of his mates, ordered to leave the shop and not come back.

Unbelievable.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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This lady was in a shoe store and told the salesman she needed very comfortable shoes because she has water on the knee.
Salesman: (thinking) Water on the knee? hmm. Try these. They're pumps.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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How many Neo Nazis or KKK members does it take to screw in a light bulb? Try getting them to put one in that is not white.
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How are you supposed to screw in a lightbulb anyway?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(August 18, 2017 at 11:09 am)Cyberman Wrote: How are you supposed to screw in a lightbulb anyway?

The usual way. Its getting in there that's the problem.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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(August 18, 2017 at 11:09 am)Cyberman Wrote: How are you supposed to screw in a lightbulb anyway?

How can 45 screw up America? At least with the sane we can figure out how not to screw things up.
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(August 18, 2017 at 11:41 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 18, 2017 at 11:09 am)Cyberman Wrote: How are you supposed to screw in a lightbulb anyway?

The usual way. Its getting in there that's the problem.

That's watt I was thinking.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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