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joke time
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The Tom Jones Guide To Genetics
XX = Female XY = Male YYY = Delilah
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
That is not unusual
(here we go)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Anyone can make mistakes said a hedgehog coming down from a shoebrush
 (September 9, 2017 at 6:40 am)Cyberman Wrote: The Tom Jones Guide To Genetics Delilah? She's a lady. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Anyone can make mistakes said a hedgehog coming down from a shoebrush
RE: joke time
September 9, 2017 at 9:05 am
(This post was last modified: September 9, 2017 at 9:18 am by ignoramus.)
An Aussie in a movie theater notices what looks like a koala sitting next to him.
"Are you a koala?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The koala replied, "Well, I liked the book." Q: Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team? A: Cinderella wanted to get to the ball !
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: joke time
September 9, 2017 at 10:42 am
(This post was last modified: September 9, 2017 at 10:58 am by Rhondazvous.)
(September 8, 2017 at 10:00 pm)Fireball Wrote:(September 8, 2017 at 8:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I bet the place was buzzing! Go dopppler, daddy. Just walk away, that will lower the frequency. (September 9, 2017 at 4:15 am)Cyberman Wrote: Time to go ohm. What does ohm mean (or do I really want to know?)
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
Ohm - the SI unit of electrical resistance.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(September 9, 2017 at 4:26 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:(September 9, 2017 at 4:15 am)Cyberman Wrote: Time to go ohm. But you still solder on, right?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 9, 2017 at 11:35 am)Cyberman Wrote:(September 9, 2017 at 4:26 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Yeah, I need to "lay a cable" if you know what I mean. Until all the flux runs out, I'm guessing.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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