Hammy, you're an idiot!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
joke time
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Hammy, you're an idiot!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. Quote:"People died and he was relieved it wasn't him!" isn't a joke, lol. Xtians call that a "miracle." Quote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-s...ne-1263588 Quote:The miracle child: Sole survivor of plane crash which killed 156 people tells her unbelievable story for the first time
Hammy, when he said that could have been him, he means he could have been the one driving the truck and had the fun of killing all those una-murrican people. Get it?
Saw a Rembrandt self-portrait in the Tate the other day, with a little sign saying it had been "donated anonymously".
So I went to the front desk and said "I'd like my Rembrandt back now, please."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I saw a restaurant with a sign advertising 'Breakfast Served Anytime', so I went in and ordered oatmeal during the Battle of Sekigahara.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I've heard that one but it ended with pancakes in the Renaissance. :-)
(October 15, 2017 at 10:29 pm)Hammy Wrote: I must admit that wasn't remotely funny and doesn't even qualify as a joke. Bolding mine.That is Brian's statement.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(October 15, 2017 at 8:05 pm)Brian37 Wrote:Too bad i'm neither Roof nor an abortion clinic bomber. Its a fuckin joke you don't have to laugh if you don't like it, but please don't make an issue out of it muthafucka.(October 15, 2017 at 7:57 pm)Darinda Wrote: I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick
I think my GPS is broken.
I can find Fort Bragg with it but not fortitude. |
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