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#2631
RE: joke time
May 22, 2018 at 7:50 pm (This post was last modified: May 22, 2018 at 7:51 pm by ignoramus.)
I know, but it's not easy making a crust these days! (no more bread jokes please! I'm all burnt out!)
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#2632
RE: joke time
May 22, 2018 at 8:06 pm
Well the jokes so far have been half-baked.
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#2633
RE: joke time
May 22, 2018 at 8:11 pm
These bread jokes are a little wry!
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#2634
RE: joke time
May 22, 2018 at 8:15 pm
Seems someone needs buttering up.

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#2635
RE: joke time
May 22, 2018 at 8:32 pm
(May 22, 2018 at 8:11 pm)chimp3 Wrote: These bread jokes are a little wry!

At the grocery store when I see a distributor stocking that isle, I say, "You must be rich because I see you have a lot of bread."
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#2636
RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 7:17 am
At yeast that's the end of it.
Those jokes did make me feel sour dough.




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#2637
RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 9:58 am
Just a little stale...
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#2638
RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 2:21 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2018 at 2:47 pm by polymath257.)
These jokes seem to be getting a rise out of people. Me? I'm just loafing around.
I'm just looking for a grain of humor.
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#2639
RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 5:23 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2018 at 5:25 pm by Joods.)
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?




How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? 




This lion was having a party and every single animal, except for one, came to the party. Which one did not come to the party?
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 5:30 pm
(May 23, 2018 at 5:23 pm)Joods Wrote: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?




How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? 




This lion was having a party and every single animal, except for one, came to the party. Which one did not come to the party?

The elephant in the fridge?

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