Why is the Cowboy's stadium the safest place to be during a tornado? Because there will never be a touchdown.
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What do you call a Danish person with no eyes?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Did you hear about the blond coyote?
She chewed off 3 legs, and was still stuck in the trap. RE: joke time
September 26, 2018 at 1:15 pm
(This post was last modified: September 26, 2018 at 1:16 pm by Brian37.)
How many kegs does it take to get a future SCOTUS nominee to the center of a scandal? The world may never know. For extra credit, and a free supply of pocket lint, what old candy commercial am I spoofing?
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September 29, 2018 at 7:56 am
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2018 at 7:56 am by Brian37.)
Frat boy, "Mr Owl, how many kegs does it take to sit on the Supreme Court?"
Mr Owl, "100"
Every time I hear Americans talk about ending legal abortion a little something inside me dies.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Two blonds are walking through the woods. The come across some tracks.
First Blond: "These are deer tracks." Second Blond "No silly, they are moose tracks." They were still arguing when the train hit them. RE: joke time
October 1, 2018 at 2:55 pm
(This post was last modified: October 1, 2018 at 2:55 pm by Brian37.)
Anyone remember the game show "Name That Tune?" where they challenge each other to name a song in the fewest notes? Some corporate ads are so fucking annoying and repetitive I can recognize them in a billionth of a second.
Looking at you My Pillow! Looking at you Liberty insurance!
Saw on Twitter: (Well, somewhat revised)
Conservative Women: They spew so much shit, their blowjobs count as Anal.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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