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RE: joke time
June 19, 2019 at 7:25 am (This post was last modified: June 19, 2019 at 7:26 am by ignoramus.)
Some scholars now believe that Jesus owned a Ford Mustang because he walked everywhere he went Dunno

Jesus H Christ, I know what you mean!
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June 19, 2019 at 9:31 am
Jesus would NEVER have owned a Mustang.  He was a Dodge guy - he rode into Jerusalem on a Colt.

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June 19, 2019 at 8:59 pm (This post was last modified: June 20, 2019 at 3:54 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Boss: “I have my papers.  I’m now a certified professional!”

Me: “I don’t think that’s how the sex offender register works.”

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June 19, 2019 at 11:07 pm (This post was last modified: June 19, 2019 at 11:07 pm by ignoramus.)
(June 19, 2019 at 9:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Jesus would NEVER have owned a Mustang.  He was a Dodge guy - he rode into Jerusalem on a Colt.

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Are you sure he wasn't a Honda guy?

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#3185
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June 20, 2019 at 8:07 am
My father was brutally murdered last week and it's only now that I can look back and laugh.




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June 20, 2019 at 8:09 am
Doctor:  What's your zodiac sign?

Patient:  Cancer.

Doctor:  What a coincidence!!

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#3187
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June 21, 2019 at 5:15 am
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

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June 21, 2019 at 5:25 am
Well, that's what it's all about.




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June 22, 2019 at 7:54 am
When I was at school, I joined the existentialist club.  They voted me, 'boy most likely to Be.'

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June 22, 2019 at 6:01 pm (This post was last modified: June 22, 2019 at 6:02 pm by Brian37.)
What kind of instructor does a dentist have if they joint the military? A "Drill instructor."
If one were to rename the Panama Canal "Root" nobody would want to use it.
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