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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they had a fight, and 2021.
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With the advent of self-driving vehicles it's only a matter of time before there's a country song about a man's pickup truck leaving him...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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The only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(February 8, 2020 at 7:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber...

Divide by cucumber error.  Naughty Please reinstall software and reboot universe.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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[Image: icon_quote.jpg]The Valks:
With the advent of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a country song about a man's pickup truck leaving him...

I wrote a country song once:
[Image: modern-music-notes-vector-pack.jpg]

My girl, she left me.
My dog, he up and died.
My eighteen-wheeler broke down,
in this itty, bitty, little town,
My pick up truck got stolen
along with everything.
I'm only left with my guitar,
and it's only got one string.
[Image: modern-music-notes-vector-pack.jpg]
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(February 8, 2020 at 9:00 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(February 8, 2020 at 7:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber...

Divide by cucumber error.  Naughty Please reinstall software and reboot universe.

Better not be SOFTware...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(February 8, 2020 at 9:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 8, 2020 at 9:00 pm)Fireball Wrote: Divide by cucumber error.  Naughty  Please reinstall software and reboot universe.

Better not be SOFTware...

A shot of Viagra in the old cucumber will do the trick. Or...  Razz
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(February 8, 2020 at 10:04 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(February 8, 2020 at 9:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Better not be SOFTware...

A shot of Viagra in the old cucumber will do the trick. Or...  Razz

You know, viagra doesn't work on fruits and vegetables.

Well, it might for some fruits...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(February 8, 2020 at 10:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 8, 2020 at 10:04 pm)Fireball Wrote: A shot of Viagra in the old cucumber will do the trick. Or...  Razz

You know, viagra doesn't work on fruits and vegetables.

Well, it might for some fruits...

Given the things that go on in the world, I'd put money on a vegetable being dosed with Viagra. This thread is getting pretty weird.  Clap
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(February 8, 2020 at 11:32 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(February 8, 2020 at 10:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You know, viagra doesn't work on fruits and vegetables.

Well, it might for some fruits...

Given the things that go on in the world, I'd put money on a vegetable being dosed with Viagra. This thread is getting pretty weird.  Clap

I've tried viagra with vegetables but tge only reaction I got was "What are you doing in the asylum so late at night? Get out before I call the cops! What are you doing with that ax-?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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