A blind guy walks into a fish market.
He tips his cap and says, "Morning, ladies."
He tips his cap and says, "Morning, ladies."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
This kid was holding something in his hand and yelling "Allahu Akbar", so I quickly kicked him in the balls before he could hurt anyone.
(how the hell was I supposed to know he was asking his friend if he wanted some of his snackbar!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I just sold my homing pigeon online.
For the 23rd time... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Becc's survival tips number 1:
If you're attacked by a crocodile, play dead immediately. It will be good practice for when you're really dead a couple of minutes later. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Becc's survival tips 2:
When encountering a bear in the wild, be faster than at least one person. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Boru's survival tip:
Don't go camping with Beccs. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
At work.
Peebo's survival tip; "Don't go camping in places that have bears." * * Also be aware of possible spelling mix ups. Going camping where 'Bare' is possible should also possibly be avoided. 
My neighbour's kids just invited me to a water fight.
Should be fun. I'm just waiting for the water to boil. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Beccs survival tip 3:
Don't be Iggy on July 27. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Boru’s survival tip 2:
Try not to be iggy, full stop. And if you are, don’t go camping with Beccs. And if you do, don’t go on 27 July. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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