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joke time
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 (February 21, 2020 at 3:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Apparently Kurt Cobain was good at basketball. And his wife was pretty good at playing a drug-addled ho'. Typecasting, perhaps? PS: "The People vs Larry Flint" was actually a pretty good movie, ostensibly about the First Amendment.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
A blind guy walks into a fish market.
He tips his cap and says, "Morning, ladies." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
This kid was holding something in his hand and yelling "Allahu Akbar", so I quickly kicked him in the balls before he could hurt anyone.
(how the hell was I supposed to know he was asking his friend if he wanted some of his snackbar!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I just sold my homing pigeon online.
For the 23rd time... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Becc's survival tips number 1:
If you're attacked by a crocodile, play dead immediately. It will be good practice for when you're really dead a couple of minutes later. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Becc's survival tips 2:
When encountering a bear in the wild, be faster than at least one person. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Boru's survival tip:
Don't go camping with Beccs. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
At work.
Peebo's survival tip; "Don't go camping in places that have bears." * * Also be aware of possible spelling mix ups. Going camping where 'Bare' is possible should also possibly be avoided. 
My neighbour's kids just invited me to a water fight.
Should be fun. I'm just waiting for the water to boil. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Beccs survival tip 3:
Don't be Iggy on July 27. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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