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joke time
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 (February 28, 2020 at 5:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Once upon a time there were two Chinese people. I was thinking of this old joke a couple of days ago! Great minds... ...and us. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (February 28, 2020 at 3:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 28, 2020 at 5:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Once upon a time there were two Chinese people. Yeah, it’s a dusty and no mistake. Still works, though.  Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Job interview:
‘So, what would you say is your greatest weakness, something that might keep you from getting employed here?’ ‘Honesty, really. I’m just too honest.’ ‘I don’t think that’s a weakness.’ ‘I don’t give a fuck WHAT you think.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Some Germans invade Poland...
...I mean, walk into a bar.... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Just found out that the CDC is experimenting for the coronavirus cure with lawyers.
The CEO of the CDC explains: " Because in the past, some of our scientists got emotionally attached to rats"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Remember "we didn't start the fire"...
And there are no witnesses or evidence to the contrary. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: joke time
March 1, 2020 at 10:02 pm
(This post was last modified: March 2, 2020 at 1:00 am by The Valkyrie.)
Harvey Weinstein, "How do I deal with prison?"
Consultant, "It's easy. In prison you're an actress and all the other prisoners are Harvey Weinstein." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Reporter, "Why do you wear dark colours?"
Batman, "So I won't get shot at." Reporter, " Then why does Robin wear bright colours?" Batman, "So I won't get shot at." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Don't fart in an Apple shop.
They don't have windows. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
My thoughts and best wishes go out to the people of Tasmania. Nothing's happened, but it's Tasmania.
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