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RE: joke time
February 28, 2020 at 3:07 pm
(February 28, 2020 at 5:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Once upon a time there were two Chinese people.
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I was thinking of this old joke a couple of days ago!
Great minds...
...and us.
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RE: joke time
February 28, 2020 at 3:39 pm
(February 28, 2020 at 3:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (February 28, 2020 at 5:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Once upon a time there were two Chinese people.
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I was thinking of this old joke a couple of days ago!
Great minds...
...and us.
Yeah, it’s a dusty and no mistake. Still works, though.
Boru
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February 29, 2020 at 3:54 pm
Job interview:
‘So, what would you say is your greatest weakness, something that might keep you from getting employed here?’
‘Honesty, really. I’m just too honest.’
‘I don’t think that’s a weakness.’
‘I don’t give a fuck WHAT you think.’
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RE: joke time
February 29, 2020 at 8:31 pm
Some Germans invade Poland...
...I mean, walk into a bar....
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RE: joke time
February 29, 2020 at 9:40 pm
Just found out that the CDC is experimenting for the coronavirus cure with lawyers.
The CEO of the CDC explains: " Because in the past, some of our scientists got emotionally attached to rats"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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March 1, 2020 at 4:31 am
Remember "we didn't start the fire"...
And there are no witnesses or evidence to the contrary.
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March 1, 2020 at 10:02 pm
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Harvey Weinstein, "How do I deal with prison?"
Consultant, "It's easy. In prison you're an actress and all the other prisoners are Harvey Weinstein."
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March 2, 2020 at 1:54 am
Reporter, "Why do you wear dark colours?"
Batman, "So I won't get shot at."
Reporter, " Then why does Robin wear bright colours?"
Batman, "So I won't get shot at."
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RE: joke time
March 3, 2020 at 4:13 pm
Don't fart in an Apple shop.
They don't have windows.
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RE: joke time
March 3, 2020 at 4:49 pm
My thoughts and best wishes go out to the people of Tasmania. Nothing's happened, but it's Tasmania.
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