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RE: joke time
May 11, 2020 at 7:44 pm
A little girl arrives home from school one day and announces to her mother, "Robbie showed his willy to me in the playground today!"
Before her mother can react, the girl adds, "It was like a peanut!"
The mother laughs and says, "was it small?"
The girl shakes here head and says, "No. Salty."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
May 11, 2020 at 7:55 pm
(May 11, 2020 at 7:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A little girl arrives home from school one day and announces to her mother, "Robbie showed his willy to me in the playground today!"
Before her mother can react, the girl adds, "It was like a peanut!"
The mother laughs and says, "was it small?"
The girl shakes here head and says, "No. Salty."
Cream-filled?
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RE: joke time
May 12, 2020 at 5:24 pm
‘When I was a wee girl, I had a pet rabbit that never died. Never died. It was just a different color sometimes. Once, it was a guinea pig.’ - Sarah Millican
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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 3:04 am
Uncle Fester! lol
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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 4:57 pm
"No Ma'am it's not a record breaking deer you shot - but it is a pretty large Holstein"....
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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 5:32 pm
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
Who had so many children she didn’t know what to do...
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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 5:39 pm
You don't see many old women -living in shoes or elsewhere- with "so many children she doesn't know what to do."
But you do see young ones.
Once they get old - nobody wants to fuck them.
The problem sorts itself out.
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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 6:01 pm
Wife - So, are you saying my husband is in a coma?
Doctor - I'm afraid so, I mean, he's not responding to my advances, so it's either that or he's just a frigid bitch.
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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 6:18 pm
A patient came to me with really bad sunburn on the front of his body so I prescribed viagra.
It won't cure the problem, but it will keep the blankets off his sunburn.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
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