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joke time
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Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester. I put my grandmother on speed dial. I call it Instagran.
Dying to live, living to die.
 (May 16, 2020 at 8:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me. Those are just awful. May the Good Fairy pour swarmy all over your kecklepeck. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(May 16, 2020 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(May 16, 2020 at 8:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me. Keep your hands on your own kecklepeck! https://i.imgur.com/TTMoZlW.jpg
Dying to live, living to die.
Last week I got drunk and woke up in bed with a dwarf clown.
Had to call in sick to work and tell them I was feeling a little funny.
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: joke time
May 16, 2020 at 11:13 am
(This post was last modified: May 16, 2020 at 11:13 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(May 16, 2020 at 10:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Last week I got drunk and woke up in bed with a dwarf clown. ‘Last night, I went and got a little drunk. Tonight, I’m going to go out and see if I can get a BIG one.’ - Jennifer Saunders Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
We really need a "groan" emoji.
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (May 16, 2020 at 10:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(May 16, 2020 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Those are just awful. May the Good Fairy pour swarmy all over your kecklepeck. *gasp* How DARE you imply that I’m bikecklepeckical! Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Missed opportunity for the best news headline ever:
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Amazing medical discovery - how to have the body of an 18 year old!
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 5:02 am
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2020 at 5:22 am by The Valkyrie.)
We're all familiar with "no parking" signs, the big black "P" inside a red circle with a red line through it?
I've heard that in Ireland there are two red lines instead of one. It means "No Parking, at all, at all!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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