Brian --- I do it on porpoise..
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
|
joke time
|
|
Brian --- I do it on porpoise..
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
(June 18, 2020 at 6:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(June 18, 2020 at 6:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, I didn’t mean you don’t care what other people think about you. The fact that you don’t is an admirable trait. I think that - on some level - you view your poetry in the same way that you view your spelling. You know it sucks, but you aren't willing to make the effort to get better. And it isn't about being 'perfect'. It's about expressing yourself like an adult. But that's ok - you be you. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My patient has anxiety and constipation.
He's worried shitless. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
A blonde and a brunette worked in a factory. The brunette says, "I know how to get some time off from work!" "How?" asks the blonde. "Watch this," says the brunette. She climbs up to the rafter and hangs upside down. The boss walks in, sees her and says, "What on earth are you doing?" "I'm a lightbulb," she answers. "I think you need some time off," says the boss so she jumps down and walks out. The blonde starts walking out, too. "Where are YOU going?" says the boss. The blonde replies, "I can't work in the dark!"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Huey Lewis, " Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco too, Everywhere there's COVID, real hard virus, really really drives them dead. THE HEART OF PANDEMICS IS IN IGNORANCE!, TRUMP SIMPLY JUST DOESN'T GET IT! PACK EM IN LIKE SARDINES, THE ORANGE FUCK DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!" DDDDDDA HEART OF PANDEMICS IS IN IGNORANCE. In Cleveland, DETROIT!
Non alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries.
It will fill you up, but lacks the buzz. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Be careful that the glass doesn't break.
I'd think that would be painful. (June 21, 2020 at 4:04 am)Little lunch Wrote: Be careful that the glass doesn't break. This actually happened to a girl at my school. She was using a test tube and it broke. No, it wasn't me. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I would have sued the school for inferior product...immediately after I moved to a new state and changed my name.
(June 21, 2020 at 4:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(June 21, 2020 at 4:04 am)Little lunch Wrote: Be careful that the glass doesn't break. Ouch! You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. |
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
| Possibly Related Threads... | |||||
| Thread | Author | Replies | Views | Last Post | |
| No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity! | Jehanne | 10 | 4266 |
April 23, 2021 at 9:54 pm Last Post: awty |
|
| A sacred joke. | Mystic | 15 | 5540 |
January 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm Last Post: Cyberman |
|
| Big Bang Theory Neil Tyson joke | Jackie | 1 | 2211 |
May 18, 2016 at 8:07 pm Last Post: vorlon13 |
|
| There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere! | Minimalist | 3 | 3319 |
October 1, 2014 at 10:57 pm Last Post: Zidneya |
|
| Joke | Minimalist | 59 | 25638 |
June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am Last Post: Ravenshire |
|
| A little joke | Sup | 11 | 6381 |
April 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4 |
|
| Evolution (is a) joke | JesusLover1 | 12 | 11307 |
March 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm Last Post: Minimalist |
|
| Preacher joke 02 | Drich | 2 | 2586 |
February 12, 2014 at 7:15 am Last Post: NoraBrimstone |
|
| Preacher joke 01 | Drich | 8 | 6141 |
January 20, 2014 at 12:31 am Last Post: Drich |
|
| Make Up An Atheist Joke | freedomfromforum | 5 | 3865 |
October 6, 2013 at 12:30 am Last Post: Angrboda |
|