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joke time
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
After serving the other two, the barman asks the rabbit what he wants. The rabbit replies, "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I got the shits now. I just threw away a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Where's Wally.
The first piece I pulled out of the box had Wally on it!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (June 25, 2020 at 7:33 am)ignoramus Wrote: I got the shits now. I just threw away a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Where's Wally. Uh oh! You just threw away a perfectly good puzzle. You were supposed to find Waldo. Wally was the guy who liked Beaver. I identified with Wally...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
RE: joke time
June 26, 2020 at 2:00 am
(This post was last modified: June 26, 2020 at 2:18 am by ignoramus.)
Sorry, I really don't like Christians who are now atheists.
Christ is for life, not just for dogmas. I told a black joke to a colleague. She said please don't ever tell that to a black person, because it's in bad taste and stereotypes black people, and they might stab you! The first time I stayed at my girlfriend's house, her father told me it was OK as long as we didn't sleep together. Which was a pity, as he was quite good looking.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Discovered today that I have a half brother.
Bloody sharks! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
My friend, who has a stutter, was telling us about his Nanna.
By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (June 27, 2020 at 9:31 pm)ignoramus Wrote: My friend, who has a stutter, was telling us about his Nanna. I have a lot of the Beatles' music. (please don't judge) But deleted that tune a loooooooooooong time ago. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I most certainly hope you also disposed of the "white" album!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (June 27, 2020 at 10:01 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I most certainly hope you also disposed of the "white" album! Never bought it!  Ne'er mind that I was poor as piss on a plate and wasn't buying records in those days, anyway.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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