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joke time
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I went to a restaurant and ordered the chef's surprise.
When it arrived I said to the waiter, "What's this?" "It's bean soup," he replied. "I don't care what it's been. What the hell is it now?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
For the first time ever, I went to a topless restaurant and didn't enjoy the experience at all.
It rained and my potatoes got soggy. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
God is love. He loves everyone Forever.
Everyone please just let Trump do his job. He is the president and knows what's best for us!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Two motorcyclists when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Dude!" *Waves*
Two pilots when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Aaarrrrggghhhh!!!!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (September 16, 2020 at 4:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: For the first time ever, I went to a topless restaurant and didn't enjoy the experience at all. Maybe you should've asked for an umbrella at your table, or order a glass and just wait for it to fill up.  RE: joke time
September 17, 2020 at 2:10 am
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2020 at 2:13 am by onlinebiker.)
(September 16, 2020 at 8:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Two motorcyclists when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Dude!" *Waves* Waving at other people on motorcycles quit being a thing for bikers when the majority of bikes at Sturgis came in on a trailer..... Nowdays I wave at other S series Saturns. They're far more rare than motorcycles....
I think most people wave at me when I'm driving the Mach1, not because they like Mustangs, but because it's a 50 year old Ford and still working! lol
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (September 16, 2020 at 8:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Two motorcyclists when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Dude!" *Waves* Back when I was in my early 20s, I owned a Honda Rebel 250. While it was technically a "motorcycle" it had the power of a tricycle. I had a friend who had a Kawasaki 750. We took a couple trips together, but of course I couldn't keep up with him. Anywho, he'd often tease me riding at night, with on coming lights, "Just go between the two motorcycle lights". Basically joking to to split a car between their headlights. RE: joke time
September 17, 2020 at 10:25 pm
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2020 at 10:47 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Conservative Christian at prayer, "Lord. Why do you send all these trials upon us? Why do you make our lives so difficult? Why do you make us suffer? Is it because of the gays?:
God, "Yes." Conservative Christian, "I knew it. We must do what we can about this abominations! We must keep them away from decent people." God, "No, you don't understand. I'm punishing you for the way you treat them." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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